I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
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