Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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