i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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