There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
I just projectile vomited in a Methodist church parking lot. If Jesus didn't love me before he sure as hell doesn't now.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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