i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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