Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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