My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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