so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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