AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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