I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
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