the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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