All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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