Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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