I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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