Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
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