Dual....:-)
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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