Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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