I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Randomize
