Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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