Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
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