So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
it's like iHOP with fire
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
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