im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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