Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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