Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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