is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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