I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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