I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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