I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
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