their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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