Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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