at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
so explain again why im purple
no
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
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