So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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