How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
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