We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
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