I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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