Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
it was like his penis was on wheels.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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