Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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