I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
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