her vagine was all disorganized.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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