ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
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