There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
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