Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I think your dad took our porno
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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