How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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