so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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