Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
You can make out without kissing
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