Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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