the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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