it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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