As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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