I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
Randomize
