i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
zippers are such a cool invention
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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