Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Well I just put wine in my tea
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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