i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
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